I was on Facebook and I realized, I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I’ll move on and forget you, we could never see eye to eye, but either way…
"I was falling for a girl who would ask me to come over just for the day, while her parents were away. Now all I can do is lay in my room, fall asleep, dream of you, wake up and do nothing about it"
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST